Primal’s Handobs – Samantha Hayes – Telegram!
*ding-dong* Bubbly Samantha steps inside as soon as the door opens. “Hi! I’m here for your happy telegram!”
“Yes, happy telegram. One of your friends said that you were feeling a little down, so I cam here to make you feel a little better!”
“Oh, so like– like you’re gonna sing? Like a singing telegram?”
Samantha laughs. “No, silly, it’s not a singing telegram. It’s a stroking telegram!” With him pinned to the wall and her hand locked over his mouth, Samantha is sure to maintain her perfect record of customer satisfaction.